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Outlaw Diner
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Menu

Text Only Menu

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All Eggs Scrambled or Hard Fried


Messy Cheesy Scrambles

Choice of Fried Potatoes, Tots, or Quinoa

Nester: veggies (broccoli, onion, mushroom & squash) 

Woodrow: meats (bacon, sausage & ham) Denver: onion, green pepper & ham

420: all the veggies and meats from above (it's our address, btw) 

Josey: mushroom, onion & spinach 

Clucker: diced chicken breast, mushroom & onion Bullet: chorizo, jalapeno & onion 

Mother-in-Law: Pick 3 fixin's from any of the other scrambles

NADA (scramble with no side)

  • Make it into a Burrito add $1 *


Outlaw B &G (not for diets) aka Biscuits & Gravy

With Outlaw Sausage-Bacon Gravy

1/2 order 1 split biscuit with 1 scoop of gravy

or full order 2 split biscuits with 2 scoops of gravy


Handhelds 

Biscuit, Muffin, or Bagel with Fried Egg & Cheddar Cheese

Additional Toppings ham, bacon, sausage, extra egg, spinach,

onion, mushroom, tomato slice, jalapeno, green pepper, Outlaw Sauce



Most Wanted (Breakfasty items)

Blah, Blah, Blah: scrambled eggs, fried potatoes & bacon or sausage 

Cowboy: one split biscuit with Outlaw Gravy, fried potatoes & bacon or sausage 

Inmate: choice of biscuit or English muffin, scrambled eggs & 2 pieces of bacon, links, or patties 

Lawman: one split biscuit with Outlaw Gravy, scrambled eggs & bacon or sausage 

Bootlegger: fried potatoes and scrambled eggs covered with house black bean chili & cheese 

Marshal: grilled kielbasa slices with onions, scrambled eggs & fried potatoes 

406: tots topped with cheese, Outlaw Gravy, and two hard fried eggs 

Chicken Fried Steak with Outlaw Gravy and fried potatoes 

Ultimate Breakfast Sammich toast stacked with two fried eggs, cheese, bacon, ham & sausage 

Wildcat: Texas toast, beef patty, fried egg, smashed tots, and cheese with a side of gravy for dipping 

Belgian Waffle served with butter & surp (that's how we say syrup) 

Saddlebags two hot, fresh donuts dusted with powdered sugar & filled with freezer jam (seasonal) *current hot maple bar topped with bacon

French Toast Sticks sprinkled with powdered sugar & served with surp for dipping 



5$ Buckaroos (El Cheapo No Change-o)

served with fries or fruit cup

* Grilled Cheese Sammich * Li'I Cheeseburger * Chicken Nuggets *Fish Nuggets * Li'I Chicken Sammich * Li'I Corndogs *


Hey y'all, consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness. All foods cooked to Health Department Guidelines.

No Eggs to Order. No Rare Meat. It's the Outlaw Way.

HARD FRIED = NO RUNNY YOLKS FOLKS



Carbs Delight (lunchy items)

All Lunch Entrees Served with

Fries, Tots, Soup, or Boring Salad

Big Dipper: house-baked shredded pot roast or grilled chicken on a hoagie roll topped with sauteed onions, mushrooms, peppers, choice of cheese & au jus  

Little Dipper: Hoagie roll stuffed with pot roast or grilled chicken, choice of cheese & au jus 

Big Sky: grilled kielbasa slices, onions, peppers, sauerkraut & pepper jack cheese on a hoagie roll 

Patty Melt: beef patty topped with caramelized onions & Swiss cheese on thick marble rye bread 

Reuben: house corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, & 1000 Island dressing on thick marble rye 

Chuckwagon: beef patty, grilled onions and mushrooms smothered in your choice of cheese

between toasted Pullman bread with au jus for dipping & side of Outlaw Horsey Sauce 

BLT: tried & true - thick bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayo on Texas Toast 

Fishwich: breaded cod, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle & tartar sauce on a bun. 

Chicken Fried Yum: thick grilled cheese sammich - oh, there's a chicken fried steak in there too and it comes with a side of Outlaw Gravy for dippin'. Whoa Nelly! 

The Bird: grilled or fried chicken tenders, smoked bacon, Swiss cheese, lettuce, pickle, sliced tomato, and onion on a bun served with a side of ranch 

Fish 'n Chips: two pieces of breaded cod served with lemon wedge & tartar sauce 

Love Me Tenders: house-made chicken tenders with a side of ranch

***** BYOB - Build Yer Outlaw Burger ***** * 

1/3 pound Locally Raised Angus Montana Cattle *

Served Deluxe with lettuce, tomato, onion & pickle * mayo on request

Add a Patty * Sub a Veggie Patty * Extra Toppings Price Varies

Choice of Cheese: Cheddar, Swiss, Provolone, Pepper Jack, Gorgonzola crumbles

Choice of Yum: strip bacon* ham * sauteed mushrooms* sauteed onions* sauteed jalapenos * fried egg




Salads

Choice of Dressing: Ranch, Blue Cheese, 1,000, Balsamic, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Tzatziki

Additions: Grilled Chicken * Gyro Meat * Falafel 

Outlaw: mixed greens, tomato, bacon, mushroom, cucumber, Gorgonzola crumbles & croutons 

Greek: spinach, mixed greens, tomato, feta, cucumber, onion & quinoa 

Boring: basic small salad with mixed greens, tomato, mushroom & croutons

Build Yer Own: You name it, we probably got it - Price varies



Montana Size Gyro

(Yee-Row)

Beef/Lamb Mix, Marinated Chicken, or Falafel

feta cheese, greens, onion, tomato, cucumber & tzatziki in a warm pita shell


Chicken Bacon Ranch Wrap 

two tenders (fried or grilled), mixed greens, cheddar cheese, bacon, tomato, and ranch rolled in a warm tortilla *Delicious with Outlaw Sauce in it!*


Don't Mess with Tex-Mex

Grilled Chicken Quesadilla: melted cheese, tomato, onion with sides of sour cream & salsa

Shredded Beef Quesadilla: green pepper, onion, cheddar cheese, with sides of sour cream & salsa

CBD (Chorizo Burrito Deluxe) chorizo rolled up tight with fritos, black bean chili, onion, & cheese


Soups N Taters

No Meat Chili: house-made black bean chili topped with cheese

Bowl of Soup

Chili Cheese Fries with onions and black bean chili 

Bacon Cheese Fries

Gravy Cheese topped Tots



Sidekicks

THC: Totally Hot Cracklin' pork rinds & side of hot sauce

Tater Kegs w/ ranch

Churros cream cheese filled & tossed in cinnamon & sugar

Breaded & Fried

Green Beans w/ ranch

Pickles w/ ranch

Steak Fingers w/ sauce

Artichokes w/ranch

Shrimp w/sauce

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Our laid back atmosphere fosters conversations among friends and family at small tables that take the place of yesterday's campfire. Large groups may be unable to sit together and orders may be split into separate tickets with differing serving times. We don't have Wifi - pretend it is 1889 and talk to the people you are with. Put your phone away. Our employees rock. Please be kind to them.


Find us on Nucleus Avenue in historic downtown Columbia Falls. Just a hop, skip, and a jump away (10 minutes) from Glacier National Airport and a stone's throw from Glacier National Park (13 miles). Close to Whitefish and Kalispell. We have the cafe style diner food for breakfast and lunch near you.


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